June 2011
gettinglostinboston:
I’ve decided to have a pants-free summer.
Every chance I get, I will not wear pants.
Obviously I’ll wear them in public and whatnot.
But if I’m just hanging around my house, no pants for me.
So don’t come knocking.
That awkward moment when you spilled table all...
Back then...
Jacob Black was Shark boy
Edward Cullen was Cedric Diggory
Justin Bieber was Aaron Carter
Sonny With A Chance was The Amanda Show
Josh Peck was fat
Hannah Montana was Lizzie McGuire
We solved Blue’s Clues with Steve, not Joe
Vampires were being slayed by Buffy
Tinkerbell didn’t talk
Alex Russo was Sabrina Spellman
Bratz was Barbie
Reblog if you agree :)
The awkward moment when the weirdest person in...
keepsmilingxo:
Ways to get people to stop talking to you
fuckyeahlaughters:
NOTE: MUST BE PERSISTENT AND CAN NOT STOP UNTIL THEY LEAVE.
TECHNIQUE 1: Make this face and stay frozen:
TECHNIQUE 2: Turn into an animal. Can be any of the following: Dog:
Dolphin:
Turkey:
Velociraptor:
TECHNIQUE 3: Spontaneously turn into Helen Keller:
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Do sluts call their private parts "public parts"?
livelauren94:
My friends say I flirt around too much...
hoc-le-turtle:
some of my friends ^
TUMBLR RIGHT NOW.
lunarknight:
500daysofkissingmypillow:
And we’re proud, bitches.
bottom left is me XD
I hate it when people in class write on the board.
Especially when you need to copy what they’re writing down, and barely anyone can write properly.
There are those who can actually write.
Then there’s the Squishers.
And the one who tries to write big for everyone, but can’t do it.
Then the All Over the Place person, but at least you can still read.
The one where you have to ask the writer, just to understand it.
And lastly…the...
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
There is a cause, if there is but one fool left to fight for it.
– Pirates of the Caribbean III