clavid: apparently i’m a slave 4 u is not an appropriate song to put on a powerpoint about the 13th amendment
ricksanscrotum: you know what totally sucks when you realize that you like somebody way more than they like you and even if it’s in a totally platonic way it still makes you feel awful because you’re probably just annoying them and how often you think of them is probably more than creepy but you know what totally sucks more when you realize this is your relationship with pretty much...
I AM HOME
bucketofawesome: hauntedhospice: bucketofawesome: hauntedhospice: verifiedvengeance: hauntedhospice: TODAY WAS LOVELY. I HAVE HAD A GREAT PAST COUPLE OF DAYS. I CAN’T STOP SKIPPING AROUND MY ROOM. OH- I RAN INTO A WALL. I AM SMASHING MY FACE INTO IT. HELP I’VE FALLEN AND I CAN’T GET UP. heheheheheeheheeheheheheheeheheheheh. Tumblr didn’t tell me anyone saw this… Dear, we /all/...
Professor McGonagall: Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: You called her a liar?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: Have a biscuit, Potter.
What Female Disney Characters Might Look Like in...
Ariel — the Little Mermaid Belle — Beauty and the Beast Princess Jasmine — Aladdin Snow White — Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Fa Mulan — Mulan Tiana — the Princess and the Frog Jane Porter — Tarzan Ursula — the Little Mermaid Esmeralda — the Hunchback of Notre Dame Megara — Hercules Rapunzel — Tangled Cinderella Princess Aurora — Sleeping Beauty ...
waitingonabluebox: Press PLAY. INSTANT REBLOG ...
romeo: hey i just met you.
romeo: and this is crazy.
romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
romeo: so marry me maybe.
Harry Potter in 99 Seconds. ALWAYS REBLOG
Messing around with tumblr and found this out
epic-humor: AND AND GO HERE.
Imagine Albus Severus coming out to Harry:
Albus: Dad, I’m…gay.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay and he was the wisest man I’ve ever known.
Albus: Dad, you say this every time I tell you something. Stop. Just stop.
Albus: Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew.
Albus: Dad, this response is really getting old.
Harry: TWO HEADMASTERS.
Albus: Yes, I get it, two hea—
Harry: BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN.
Harry: THAT I EVER KNEW, BRAVEST AND WISEST, TWO OF THEM.
pyralspite: Who remembers Motherfucking Scholastic Book Orders And then the magical travelling romani circus of scholastic would randomly show up and you’d never care to buy any books but they had AWESOME gadgets and toys for sale at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR
Taking a picture with your friends
epic-humor: Looking at the picture: bored ? y u no click this link? :D
Conan Doyle, You Troll.
johnlockisreal: sherlocksupportgroup: we-think-we-know-you: theconsultingtimelordofmjn: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, the creator of Sherlock Holmes, enjoyed practical jokes. He is said to have once sent a telegram to twelve of his friends, all people of great significance and power. The telegram said: ‘Flee at once, the secret is discovered’. Within 24 hours all twelve had left the country. ...
That awkward moment when you enter the wrong... →
fashion-and-other-drugs: THEM: And then YOU
Voldemort: Hey I just killed you
Voldemort: And this is crazy
Voldemort: Why are you still alive
Voldemort: You stupid baby